I've grown to hate watching commercials. I was under the impression that commercials are supposed to get one interested in the product or service their company provides. If that were true we wouldn't have to sit through such shit when we watch videos or TV. I saw a commercial for a car from the make Fiat. They claim to be recognized, but if you have to explain to people that you're recognized or famous, then you're neither one!!! The commercial goes on to explain how amazing their cars are. The problem is that they neglected to actually give anyone any reason to want to buy their cars!!! They just said their cars are amazing, they didn't explain why or how they're amazing. They make tiny fucking ugly cars!!! They coul'd have done so much better!!! Hell, I could do so much better. If I got to remake their commercial, it would go something like this:
This is Fiat! Haven't heard of us? You were probably too busy fucking a chicken. Fiat is the single greatest car you will ever have the honor of thinking about. Why only thinking about? Because, you'll need to take out a third mortgage on your house. How do we know you already had a second mortgage? Because, you're stupid for not owning a Fiat already, and needed the extra money to finance your air duster habit. Why is this car so expensive? Because, it's made in part by fucking Gucci! Let me tell you why this car is so buttfuckingtastic! It has the fuel economy, storage space, and torque of a moped. It holds up to fifty clowns, and it is the strongest pussy magnet on Earth. Now, take your extra chromosome and make your way to the nearest Fiat dealership!
